Smart Home Alarms and Security
Systems
Now, many people think that in the future smart home alarms and
security systems will be so advanced that the homeowners will
be 100-percent secure. This is simply naïve or as I like
to call it, F-in' dumb.
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Now smart home alarms and security systems
to some will involve this vast wireless network of lasers,
motion detectors, cameras with facial recognition software,
as well as automatic computer referencing of the national
terrorist database plus a backend into the NSA's illicit
wiretapping agreement with the major telephone companies.
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But, this is only in Scifi movies. Or is it? Yes, yes it is as
I digress. Both smart home alarms and smart home security systems
will indeed involve robotics, so this part is a little science
fiction oriented, yet robots are here now, so it's not that far-fetched.
See how I cancelled out everything I just stated?
Anyway, speaking of far-fetched the smart home alarms of the
future will be based upon robotic dogs. That's right, I said,
dogs. All of the robotic dogs in the future smart homes will be
named "Steve" and will fetch sticks and balls if you
want them to - but if you don't they will be excellent alarms
as real dogs are today.
You'll have to get used to the monotone "Bark, bark, bark"
when an intruder is near rather than the "yip" or "woof"
of a real dog, but once you get used to this, then all problems
will be solved. Yes, throw away your cameras, trip wires, motion
detectors, laser sensors, sound sensors and rely on your robotic
dog named Steve to both alarm and protect you.
Now, in regard to future smart home security systems, this is
also a situation where facial recognition software and the other
aforementioned technology won't be needed. What will be needed
you say? Okay, you didn't say it, you just thought it. If you're
Catholic you know this is the same thing. Yet, once again, I digress.
To get back on track, let me tell you this. Future smart home
security systems will also be based upon robotics. Of course you'll
have a robot for a butler, one for a maid and perhaps one that
does the cooking for you. They won't be named ASIMO or something
asinine like that. All future smart home security robots will
be named "Bob".
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And no, Bob won't be a Transformer and
turn into a car as needed. And no your smart home security
man-bot won't come from the future looking for John Connor
and protect you from the bad guy.
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What your own personal security bot will do for you, however,
is scream loudly like a little girl. There is nothing that gets
the attention of the neighbors like a little girl screaming. And,
just what will your own personal smart home security robot be
screaming?
"I'm being abducted" it will scream. This will cause
an automatic Amber alert to flash across the highway billboards
and helicopters to circle your house. This will cause the Chief
of police to get on TV as soon as possible to say they are in
charge in looking into matters as we speak.
Your bot named Bob has just saved your life, so you could show
a little respect by oiling your tin man and giving him a bath.
Put some candles around the rim of the tub, since he will like
that.
Anyway, this is an overview of future smart home alarms and smart
home security systems. As with all future predictions, things
could change once new bleeding edge disruptive technology is introduced.
But, if not, you'll be stuck with Steve and Bob to protect you
from the bad guys.
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